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 Candiru : Ikan paling buruk

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PostSubject: Candiru : Ikan paling buruk   Thu Jun 18, 2009 10:38 am



Ikan ini sangat berbahaya melebihi piranha. Mengapa? Ikan yang banyak didapatkan di Sungai Amazon ini makanannya adalah darah mangsanya seperti drakula.
Bau kencing manusia akan mengundangnya, dan dia dapat masuk ke dalam penis atau vagina. Satu2nya cara mengeluarkannya adalah dengan pembedahan. Jadi jangan kencing di Sungai Amazon


keje sedut darah dah mcm michi dah... Sad
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PostSubject: Re: Candiru : Ikan paling buruk   Thu Jun 18, 2009 11:55 am

kalau tak tahan kencing cam mana michi.... Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad
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PostSubject: Re: Candiru : Ikan paling buruk   Thu Jun 18, 2009 12:01 pm

kalau x tahan kencing kat darat casa jgn kencing dlm air maksud dia kat situ..
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PostSubject: Re: Candiru : Ikan paling buruk   Thu Jun 18, 2009 12:09 pm

kalau pakai salur kencing bleh tak???....letak beg kat darat...tapi kencing kat sungai....hehehe... Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad
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PostSubject: Re: Candiru : Ikan paling buruk   Thu Jun 18, 2009 12:11 pm

jgn.....casa benda nie boleh menyelinap...halus je tu kan....eee...ngeri... Mad
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PostSubject: Re: Candiru : Ikan paling buruk   Thu Jun 18, 2009 1:40 pm

ngeri i tgk tau...
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PostSubject: Re: Candiru : Ikan paling buruk   Thu Jun 18, 2009 1:44 pm

mr^cool wrote:
ngeri i tgk tau...

jangan la ngeri tengok...ngeri bayangkan la... Sad Sad
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PostSubject: Re: Candiru : Ikan paling buruk   Thu Oct 08, 2009 4:52 am

mcm ikan keli jek
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PostSubject: Re: Candiru : Ikan paling buruk   Thu Oct 08, 2009 5:03 am

masuk vagina??????? leh g repair kat gambar poelik tu...
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