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 Jangan KENTUT depan GAY !

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PostSubject: Jangan KENTUT depan GAY !   Mon Nov 16, 2009 9:39 am



Seorang wartawan lelaki telah di tugaskan membuat liputan dan siasatan mengenai aktiviti kelab gay di Bukit Bintang. Dia di kehendaki menyamar sebagai gay. Wartawan itu dengan senang hati menggayakan pakaian dan cara seorang gay. Setelah seminggu mempelajari tingkahlaku dan gaya seorang gay, akhirnya pada malam minggu itu wartawan itu masuk ke kelab gay tersebut.

Wartawan itu dipasang dengan microphone n camera bersaiz kecil bagi merakam segala aksi dan aktiviti di kelab gay tersebut. Setelah masuk wartawan itu terus menuju ke bar utama dan memesan segelas bir. Dia hanya duduk sambil memerhatikan gelagat-gelagat gay di kelab tersebut. Ada yang menari dan ada yang duduk sambil berpeluk-pelukan sesama lelaki. Wartawan itu merasa geli geleman melihat tingkahlaku mereka.

"Hai...sorang ke bro", tiba-tiba wartawan itu di sapa.

"A'ah, saya tunggu kawan saya. Tak sampai-sampai lagi ni", kata wartawan itu separuh menjerit kerana kebingitan muzik di kelab itu.

Tiba-tiba wartawan itu berasa sakit perut. Rasa seperti ingin kentut sahaja.

"Muzik tengah kuat ni bolehlah aku kentut ni", bisik hati wartawan itu.

Wartawan itu pun melepaskan kentutnya. Satu demi satu. Berturut-turutan. Tiba-tiba muzik rancak itu berhenti kerana DJ nya ingin menukar ke lagu perlahan. Sementara proses pertukaran lagu itu kentut wartawan itu telah di dengari oleh gay-gay yg berhampiran dengan wartawan itu.

"Eh eh... ada dara lagi la kat sini", ujar salah seorang gay di situ sambil memandang wartawan itu.

"A'ah lah... kat depan kita ada dara", ujar yang lain pula.

Semua gay di situ telah pergi mendapatkan wartawan itu. Semua wajah mereka menunjukkan keghairahan nafsu yang ketara.

"Saya bukan dara lagi la", ujar wartawan itu.

"Kalau dah tak dara kenapa kentut. Kuat lak tu. Sempit tuu...", ujar salah seorang gay itu.

Tergamam wartawan itu. Akhirnya dirinya di noda secara bergilir-gilir oleh pengunjung kelab gay itu. Menangis teresak-esak wartawan itu. Akhirnya nikmat kentut sudah tidak akan dapat dirasai lagi sepanjang hidupnya.

Moral kepada lelaki : Jangan kentut dihadapan GAY. AWAS!!
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PostSubject: Re: Jangan KENTUT depan GAY !   Mon Nov 16, 2009 10:44 am

ishy terok nye
rotabbam, ko gay jgk ker?
ke ko yg jadi wartawan gay tuh?
ahahha
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PostSubject: Re: Jangan KENTUT depan GAY !   Mon Nov 16, 2009 10:50 am

gua dj yg tukar lagu tu la..
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PostSubject: Re: Jangan KENTUT depan GAY !   Mon Nov 16, 2009 12:57 pm

yeker/
tp sempat lak ko amek gambo dowang ni eak
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PostSubject: Re: Jangan KENTUT depan GAY !   Mon Nov 16, 2009 2:10 pm

gay xleh kentut kuat ek? haha

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PostSubject: Re: Jangan KENTUT depan GAY !   Mon Nov 16, 2009 2:47 pm

aii...gey li tgk men pluk2 smae spesis x pakai baju
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PostSubject: Re: Jangan KENTUT depan GAY !   Mon Nov 16, 2009 2:57 pm

xpe michi...diorg semua dah xleh kentut berbunyi..

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PostSubject: Re: Jangan KENTUT depan GAY !   Mon Nov 16, 2009 3:15 pm

wakakakakaka..kentut pun boleh kena cabul..wakakakakkaka
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PostSubject: Re: Jangan KENTUT depan GAY !   Tue Nov 17, 2009 10:55 am

kena pacak lambung ni
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PostSubject: Re: Jangan KENTUT depan GAY !   Tue Nov 17, 2009 12:04 pm

bang2 tlg...sy senak..tolong..
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PostSubject: Re: Jangan KENTUT depan GAY !   Tue Nov 17, 2009 12:53 pm

cam na nak tolong ko ni aza..
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PostSubject: Re: Jangan KENTUT depan GAY !   Wed Nov 18, 2009 8:24 am

Semua wanita sila cek kawan2 lelaki anda samada boleh kentut atau tak.
Kalau tak boleh kentut sah2 la gay
Ha. ha.
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PostSubject: Re: Jangan KENTUT depan GAY !   Wed Nov 18, 2009 11:23 am

apa yg ko merepek ni...setan (seniman bujang lapuk)
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PostSubject: Re: Jangan KENTUT depan GAY !   Wed Nov 18, 2009 11:34 am

kalu xleh kentut camner lak ek...hmmm...abih kalu yg tetiba bau jek tu,kira gay la kannn hahahahha
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PostSubject: Re: Jangan KENTUT depan GAY !   Wed Nov 18, 2009 11:41 am

nk buktikan kita bukan gay kena kentut kuat2 ek..

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PostSubject: Re: Jangan KENTUT depan GAY !   Wed Nov 18, 2009 11:59 am

aah..
lebih kurang cmtu la zam
ko cuba kentut kat opis ko,depan bos ke
patu lihat respon dowang...
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PostSubject: Re: Jangan KENTUT depan GAY !   Wed Nov 18, 2009 12:05 pm

kah kah kah....zam try la zam...kalu bunyi kepit tu dara la lg tu hahahaha
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PostSubject: Re: Jangan KENTUT depan GAY !   Wed Nov 18, 2009 12:19 pm

mesti diorg ckp "waaah...ada dara la depan kita"

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PostSubject: Re: Jangan KENTUT depan GAY !   Wed Nov 18, 2009 2:23 pm

pastu dorang balun...hahaha
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PostSubject: Re: Jangan KENTUT depan GAY !   Wed Nov 18, 2009 3:53 pm

main paksa2 plak....tue dah kira mencabul tue...
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PostSubject: Re: Jangan KENTUT depan GAY !   Wed Nov 18, 2009 4:00 pm

paksa kentut ke?
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PostSubject: Re: Jangan KENTUT depan GAY !   Wed Nov 18, 2009 4:23 pm

klu paksa bkn cabul,tp rogol..
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PostSubject: Re: Jangan KENTUT depan GAY !   Wed Nov 18, 2009 11:02 pm

kentut dgn gay
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PostSubject: Re: Jangan KENTUT depan GAY !   Fri Nov 20, 2009 12:15 am

ni kaum nabi luth ni... astagha...
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PostSubject: Re: Jangan KENTUT depan GAY !   Fri Nov 27, 2009 1:53 pm

hahaha
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